Years prior to the Internet do not exist. And you can't prove otherwise.

Employee number CCCLXXII (from 14Jul97 ) to Jan06 of The toaster company .

What does Mr Burns think of appliances ?

where to buy one

A learned scientific experiment with them

an on-line appliance

the repair service

... if you need yet more.. much, much more Prior to that, at Tandem for (gulp) 18 years. (Despite Tom Mendoza's later occasional statements to the contrary, I did not invent clustering or fault tolerance there). I did work on various parts of the OS. And I did write (though keep it a secret, please) the first SMB (aka CIFS) file server outside of MSFT and IBM/Sybase, back in 1985. All part of the eventual Master Plan, I suppose. (I recall one Mike Malcolm telling me, one day at Tandem, that he was working with these two whizkid programmers, and he was going to start a company to produce NFS file servers, which were appliances. I said, "sure, Mike", and went about my business. He became the first CEO of NetApp, and the two were Hitz and Lau. ..Add audio link here, with a Homeric "Doh!"... Eventually, I saw the error of my ways...)

Prior prior to that, I worked for BNR (the research wing of Nortel) on the first digital telephone switch, handily beating these ATT guys, up in the Great White North, eh.

Prior prior prior to that, in the first of my 3 emigrations (so far), this time to England, I worked on the Plessey PP250 machine, a capability-based fault-tolerant processor for British Telecomm (and, secretly, the UK DoD- shhhhh). Bet you've never heard of it.

Reverendhood was achieved in 2000; here's the proof . and the accompanying letter with the bylaws; pity about the no-circumcision rule.